Wife and I were at a local BBQ place the other night - one where you can park and eat in the car or sit at picnic tables down the center. We were sitting at the table and a guy parked next to us started to open his door and we both turned instantly. Guess it was real obvious cuz the guy said "nervous about me opening my door next to your car?" "Yep, sorry"... He kinda smiled and went on about if my car had original paint and how nice it was...

I would lose my mind on the one in the above picture - for sure....
"5 million parking places in this state and you had to pick THAT ONE???"