Once a week for over 2 years now,... Doesn’t seem to be as effective as I hoped for.

GOOOOSFRABA.....
I say its uncle Sam’s fault, after basic I went through a special warfare program and one day for no apparent reason (we had already received every immunization known to man.) they gave all the recruits 12 shots of mystery juice..... The week after that all of our hair fell out and many of us had to be hospitalized and dropped from the program. My behavior patterns have NEVER been the same. I’m sure my grandkids will read about all the facts in 50 years or so about the "experiments". So bear with me. I guess what I meant to say was,...
Gee Kevin, I think your mean spirited comment about my post was a regretful misallocation of your valuable time and resources. Perhaps in the future you should redirect that time and energy to the betterment of yourself as a human being, in the hopes that one day man kind will reap the benefits of your bountiful wisdom. Have an outstanding day!
Hmmm,... see this version just lacks the snap and good wholesome fun of the last one. Maybe if I could work a "stomp a mud hole in your head" bit into it somewhere... food for thought!